TOP Ten Reasons the Oscars Sucked for Latinos

When Jennifer and Cameron showed their nalgas, we knew we had no chance

By Dr. Al Carlos Hernandez, Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: February 27, 2012

TOP Ten Reasons the Oscars Sucked for Latinos

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10. The French pooch got more air time then all Latinos.

9. They made Shelia E play timbales in the balcony.

8. Meryl Streep has been nominated more than all the Latinos since the Aztecs.

7. Same circus. different clowns.

6. Puss in Boots got pimp slapped by a Johnny Depp cartoon lizard.

5. The Academy voters are exclusively white males who look like Glenn Close.

4. Couldn't even get hired as chair fillers when the stars went to the toledo.

3. Most winners were as old a Billy Crystal's jokes.

2. It was on the same time the NBA All Star game, that also systematically excluded Latinos.

1. Demián Bichír had to get picked up for the awards in front of a Home Depot.

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