TOP Ten Mistakes Made Last July 4, But Not 2012

Strips and stares, forever

By Al Carlos Hernandez, Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: July 2, 2012

TOP Ten Mistakes Made Last July 4, But Not 2012

10. You bet 50 bucks that Anderson Cooper was not gay.

9. Your three-alarm chili plugged every toilet west of the Mississippi.

8. Told familia you were on a 4-week picnic when in fact you were homeless.

7. Cherry bombs out of control ... all the birds on the fence went bald.

6. Shot a few rounds up in the air, bullets came down and now you needed a new roof.

5. Your unibrow is gone and the cat is deaf.

4. The tamale pressure cooker blew up went into space and you won a science grant.

3. Homemade fireworks consisted eating cabbage burritos, then being followed by dudes with Bic Lighters.

2. Remember, it's "Oh say, can you see" not "Jos?®, can you see."

1. Arizona police karate-chopped you in the throat while you were looking up at fireworks display.

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