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TOP 10 Reasons a Chola Will Never Be The Bachelorette

2. Dream date would include Lowrider Car shows and County Fairs.

By Al Carlos Hernandez, Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: July 14, 2012


TOP 10 Reasons a Chola Will Never Be The Bachelorette


10. All the Bachelors would have to be short bald dudes with only misdemeanors.

9. Seven types to choose from: Sleepy, Smiley, Dopey, Cyclone, Flaco, Gordo, Puppet...

8. If you don't take the rose, she will give it to your cousin in front of everybody.

7. Seriously, If she doesn't have a man, she isn't going on TV and put herself on Blast.

6. Her entire family would have to go with her for an overnight date.

5. If guys don't like the Raiders she would automatically consider them questionable.

4. All group dates would be required to go out seven deep and slap somebody around.

3. During the men's "tell all", attorneys would have to be present at the end.

2. Dream date would include Lowrider Car shows and County Fairs.

1. If he does not propose, she will have a DNA test kit in her purse.

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