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How Much of a 'Goody Goody' is Too Much?

A shout out to all the straight edge kids

By Liliana Mota
Published on LatinoLA: January 8, 2013


How Much of a 'Goody Goody' is Too Much?


Originally published at http://lilianamota.tumblr.com/. Republished by permission.

Shout-out to those 12 people following me. I'm amazing, I know.

I'm totally kidding, I'm far from amazing, I'm what people call a prodigy. I'm pretty sure I'm the definition (if not I'm pretty close) to perfection. Ha! To those of you who really know me, you guys understand my sarcasm.

I tend to pour out my heart on Tumblr. I can't come to the conclusion if that's bad or if it's acceptable because it's Tumblr and after all that's what Tumblr is for. For pouring out all the pathetic lovey dovey feelings I don't have.

Okay, let's cut to the chase. Annnnddddd my rant starts NOW.

Why do I chase things, people really, who don't give (excuse my language) a flying rats ass about me or what I do? I can't seem to understand that, and yet there I go, like a dumb little chihuahua chasing after them. My big head can't process the fact that I really need to stop doing that.

Another thing that turns me into a fire-breathing dragon. I AM NOT A "GOODY GOODY" because I don't drink or have sex. Unlike the majority of people, I don't need to be intoxicated to have a good time. Shout out to all the straight edge kids. And sex? A relationship which is founded on sex should not be considered a relationship at all. Excuse me for actually caring about what my significant others feelings and interests are and not about what condom flavor I should be getting. I've accepted the fact that I'm probably going to die single, but that's okay. I guess.

Now don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with consuming alcohol but if you're drinking alcohol on a daily basis or EVERY single time you go out, then I think you have a problem. There is no reason to get totally wasted at the movies, or at a baseball game, because then you just look like a belligerent jerk. Aaaaand for the record, those tend to be family environments. Go get demolished at a bar, or your house. There's a time and place for everything.

Last night, I shed a tear. Why? Because the guy I've liked for the past two months is as interested in me as much as men are interested in watching Twilight. Wow, haha, I am pathetic, and yet I sit here typing out this blog. I've learned one thing, most guys go for women with loose vaginas. And sadly for them, I don't fall under that category. My advice to them, you keep on banging every loose vagina you can find, I'll keep you in my prayers and hope you don't catch an STD or something of that nature.

As for me, I'll keep my vagina the way it is. And hope that maybe, just maybe, you'll come around and realize the fact that I'm perfect. Haaaa.

So my fellow Tumblr peeps, I ask you, am I in the wrong for not wanting a relationship founded on sex, or should I just change my ways like the rest of society?

Yeah, who am I kidding? I already know the answer to that.

Have a good night you amazing individual who actually read this!

About Liliana Mota:
Student at California State University, Fullerton
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