TOP Ten Signs a Mariachi May Be Gay

Or maybe bi

By Al Carlos Hernandez
Published on LatinoLA: May 13, 2009

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10. He tosses flowers at the guitarrón player's unit.

9. Sombrero electronically equipped with high-tech Gaydar.

8. Wears the pants -- with chanclas -- to the grocery store.

7. Has a purse to match the jacket.

6. Writes a corrido about wishing he was an accordión.

5. Broke up with the tuba player because, "He was full of hot air."

4. Makes everyone call him Lalo Beltrán after a tearful man-hating vocal.

3. Had his violin painted mauve to match his Miata.

2. Is not talking to the horn section, because, "They know what they did!"

1. Dresses up like Charo, not a charro.

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