TOP 10 Mistakes You Made Last July 4, But Not This One

But it happens every year, anyway

By Al Carlos Hernandez, Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: July 1, 2009

TOP 10 Mistakes You Made Last July 4, But Not This One

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10. Eyebrows blown off. The cat went deaf.

9. Your three-alarm chili caused the local Safeway to run out of toilet paper.

8. You woke up in Mexico dressed like Uncle Sam with a Canadian Mountie.

7. All the birds on the fence went bald.

6. You had enough money to bail either your mom or wife out of County Jail.

5. Your firecracker-throwing hand looked like Mickey Mouse's.

4. The tamale pressure cooker blew up and nearly hit the space shuttle.

3. A Congresswoman was still asleep on the sofa on July 5th.

2. Remember, it's "Oh say, can you see", not "Jose, can you see."

1. LAPD karate-chopped you in the throat while you were looking up at fireworks display.

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