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TOP 10 Reasons George Lopez Won't Be Dancing with the Stars

Vato shuffle not officially sanctioned by USA Dance

By Al Carlos Hernandez - Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: March 2, 2010


TOP 10 Reasons George Lopez Won't Be Dancing with the Stars


10. Other contestants are afraid of a random "chanclaso".

9. All male professional dancers' first names do not start with "M?ís"ÔǪ

8. Producers could not get insurance should a Stacy Adams blow out during a Paso Doble and injure spectators.

7. Bruno is a huge Eric Estrada fan.

6. Only costume he wears are his gringo golfing clothes

5. In ELA, a quick step is only used during shoplifting.

4. He uses only non-Latino dance coaches.

3. Judges' cards would be lower than fans' credit scores.

2. Chola Girl would insist on doing his makeup and he would look just like her.

1. ABC did him wrong. That's why he is at TBS.

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