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Top 10 Signs a Latino Male is Too Old to Wear an Earring

Time to let go the pony tail, too?

By Al Carlos Hernandez - Contributing Editor
Published on LatinoLA: May 14, 2011


Top 10 Signs a Latino Male is Too Old to Wear an Earring


10. He looks like Elka from "Hot in Cleveland".

9. Vieja from the bodega has the same-styled ones.

8. Have to wear a clip-on because of your diabetes.

7. Hair grows out of it.

6. Not a pirate.

5. Ear is so fat, forced to use a bracelet instead of a hoop.

4. Earlobe is so long now, earring looks like a lapel pin.

3. If the fake diamond was real it would cost as much as a Lexus.

2. 90-year-old Tia calls you Mija.

1. Grounds out your WalMart hearing aid.

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